Friend ki nishanian
Friend ki 3 nishanian;->
1.kamena kbi cal nai kare ga.
2.zalim hanas hans k sms pare ga.
3.chahe jitni beizzti kar lo besharam sms pora pare ga
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1158 views
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