Sardar
sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha
sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha
Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi
sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 812 views
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The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…[email protected]
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Hona ki c
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