A Kanjoos on his death time.

A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where are you ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons & daughters are you all here?Yes, Papa

Kanjoos: To phir baju wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Pathan Aur Traffic Police

Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan: Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay Four Wheel Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Radio Pakistan

Pathan:tm ne mujhe dhoka dia hy Dukandar:Nhe sir,mai ne apko orignal radio dia hy Pathan:radio pr MADE in JAPAN lika hy “ON” karo to khta hy Ye radio pakstan hy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Patni Apne Pati Ki

Patni Apne Pati Ki Parayi Aurton Pe Nazar Rakhne Se Tang Thi, Ek Din Aakhir Bol Hi Padi.

Patni: “Maine Gadhon Par Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Siwa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Dekhta Tak Nahi”

Pati Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyaara Sa Jawab Diya: “Pagli, Isliye To Use Gadha Kehte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho

Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…

Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya.

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..

Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par Color kiya,

Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya

"SAME AS ABOVE"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pent ki salai

Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy?
Tailor: Rs. 150.
Memon: Nekar Ki?
Tailar: Rs. 50.
Memon: Ok.
Nikar Hi See De
Par Lmbai Pairon Tk Rkhna……

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Medical student

1 medical student ne apni class fellow ko blood se likha laitar dekar kaha mujhe is ka jawab zaroor dena.

Larki ne jawab dia your blood group is A+

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Mujrim ; Sardar Wakeel SE

Mujrim ; Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai…

SArdar wakell after case :

Mujrim : case ka kia bna

SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kidnapper phone par

Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Banta: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din

Santa- arz kiya hai..

log lehtay hain

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne..

Expecting a reply

Father Tum ne university k 4..

bhikari- ae bhai 1rupaya dede

Santa zoo ka watchman

Highlands

bhaabi jhakas hen

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook