A Kanjoos on his death time.

A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where are you ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons & daughters are you all here?Yes, Papa

Kanjoos: To phir baju wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hai

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