Namasty g.
Caller:namastay g liit kab aae gi?
Wapda wala:janab namaste kiun kaha?
Caller:ap par salamti bhejna pore pakistan walun se ghadri hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 742 views
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Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
.
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Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha:
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Sardar Ji Ne ApniGirlfriend k KaandhePer Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "ILove You"
Girlfriend - "Zor SeBolo"
Sardar Ji - "Jai MataDi" ;->
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Attitude:
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‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy
Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?
Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Attendence-
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri
baari hai, attendence lagwa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Race dekhte Hue
GOLU ne Pucha:"Inam kisko milega?"
MOLU:Sub se age wale ko.
GOLU:To phir piche wale kyu bhag rahe hain?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,
To jungle ka kya haal hota ?
Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)