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by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 842 views

Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mai Andha Ho Gaya Hon

Ek Larka Doctor se Lagta hai Mai Andha ho Gaya hon.

Doctor Ne uski Aankhon ko Check kia
Aur kha nahi Beta Tumhari Aankhein tu theek hain.

Larka: Tu phir Newspaper Mai Mujhy Apna Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Raha?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Good News And Bad News

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakitani Police

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher. Class Ka Group

Teacher. Class Ka Group Photo Dikhatey Huye:

"Jub Tum Baray Ho Jao Ge Tou Herat Se Photo Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge Ke:

Yeh Nida Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gai.
...
Yeh Sana Hai Jo Londan Chali Gai.

Yeh Pappu Hai Jo Wahin ka Wahin Hai".

Pappu Jal Kar Bola:

"Aur Yeh Humari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)