freeze me susu kar aaya…
Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom
Ki light jal gayi,
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views
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