pathan in hotel
Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di.
Sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai.
Malik guse se bola: Hudd haraam ho tum.
Phatan: Kocchaa hm kya krta is ka soorakh hi boht chhota thaa.
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