Pakistan vs angreez
Pakistani moli kha raha tha pas se angreez guzara us ka hath laga aur moli hath se gir gai.
Angreez:sorry
pakistani:sari chor me tujhe aadhi bi nai dun ga
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 717 views
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