Fareerni ko impress karne ka tareeqa.
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is me bi intrested ho kia
kasam se bare shareef log ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 804 views

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay.
2 ghante ki flight thi, achanak inhain intercom pr pilot ki awaaz sunai di.

Pilot: "Hum ne apna aik engine kho diya hai, magr fikr ki koi baat nahi hai. Kyun k 3 engine abhi baqi hain. Bs flight 2 k bajae 3 ghante taveel ho jae gi."

Aadhe ghante baad pilot ne phr intercom pr kaha k
"hum 1 or engine kho chuke hain, lekin fikr ki koi baat nahi. Abhi 2 baqi hain. Bs flight 1 ghanta mazeed late ho jae gi".

Is pr 1 pathan ne doosre se kaha,
"kya bakwaas ae khocha, agar am aakri 2 engine b kho diye to shayad sara din isi jahaz mai bethay rahen ge."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

police: madam darwaja kholo apke

police: madam darwaja kholo apke pati truck k neeeecheee ake papad bn gye he..............

madam: to isme darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat h .......neeche se srkaaaa do unhe...hahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny totka

Sardi me raat 3 baje pani me baraf daal k naha liya jaye to rang gora ho jata hai sb kehte hain kia norani chehra hai .
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Marhoom kaa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)