Jigyasu bache ne poocha- “Mummy, aap papa ko kaha mili?”

Maa- “Ek picnic me”
Bacha- “Kya mai aapke saath tha?”

Maa- ‘Nahi, jab gayi thi to tum nahi the, lekin jab mai lauti to tum saath aaye the

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views

Phtan in Fruit

Aik pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha piaz le lo piaz.

Ek admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan: Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speedsy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side walyboard pe likha hy:YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pyar howa

Pyar howa,
ikrar howa hai
pyar se pher kiun darta hai dil?

Q na darray dil,

pyar say barhta hai sirf mobile aur restaurant ka bill

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Shadi

beta bap say:.aba jan! main dadi jan say shadi karonga".
bap nay jawab main kaha."nahi betay wo to meri ammi hian. kesi ki ammi say shadi nahi kartay."

ye sun kar betay nay masoomiat say kaha:. "to phir ap nay meri ammi say kiun shadi ki ?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)