Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lectur

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 565 views
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