Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 744 views

Santa ne apna cellphone leke

Santa ne apna cellphone leke dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?
kyunki use check karna tha ke uske cell mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher. which was

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know
it was URDU?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Comedy Lawyer

Two friends were at the zoo and one said to the other "What does your Dad do
for work". He drives a coach. "What about yours?" asked the second boy in
return. "He's a lawyer" came the reply. "Honest" exclaimed the first boy "No,
he's like all the others" came the reply.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are the rivers

Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?

Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).

How can the river be flowing north? That's uphill!

How can mass wasting be an agent of landscape formation on the Moon? The Moon has no gravity!

How do I get water into this beaker?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A physics student

A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:- I luv u more than
an electron wants 2 attract
proton.
.
Girl:- Oye carbon monoxide,
apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho jaa, es
se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar du
or tu reaction ke qabil bhi na
rahe.
.
. .
.
Kambakht graphite ki
aulad ;) :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)