Pathan ne 2 bar wojo kia
Pathan namaz parhne gia
or 2 baar wojo kia
kisi ne pocha:khan sahab 2 bar kis lye wojo kia?
Pathan:aik baar toot gia to dosra kam aae ga.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 498 views
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Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
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Pehla bite; papa khatti,
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Dusra bite; papa mitthe
.
Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
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Papa ” tatti”………
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