Neend Ati Hy to khuwab Ata Hy

Neend Ati Hy to khuwab Ata Hy
Khuwab Mei 1 larki Ati Hy

Larki k Pichy Us ka Baap or Bhai B Ata Hy
Phir Na Neend Ati hy Na Khuwab Ata hy…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 790 views
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