police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par
parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,
police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1219 views

Hum to semifinal Australia se

Hum to semifinal Australia se kehlna chahtay thy "Faraz"

Ye to "Sania" bhabi ki farmaish thi k semifinal Maekeay walon se ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din
HOOR Ki Tareef Bayan Kr Rhe Thy,
K Hoor Aisi Hogi,
Hoor Wesi Hogi,
Jb Zyada Josh Aya To Phr Farmaya,
“Yr Ab Aap Logo Se Kya Behes Kron,
Bs Ye Jo Apne Muhalley Mein
Butt SAHAB Hain Un Ki Bachion Ko Hi Dekh Len!”
Qasam Se Hooren Hain Hooren..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Extra Office Work

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A couple drove down

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)