BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H

Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar

Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had
chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question,
"Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down
the window."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

next 1000 years

Shohar: Darling I will love u for the next 1000 years?
Biwi: Uss k baaad kon c Maa k pass janey ka irada hai?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Molvi ne pathan se phocha

Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k kitne farz hain
Pathan: 3
Molvi: shabash kon kon se?
Pathan:
Shampo!
Sabun!
Or
Tolya!…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

love story

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

Now sleep joke over :-*

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)