Guardian Angel on the Job A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 493 views

Pathan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Women revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to
come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally.'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

'Tali-ban'

Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

BATHTUB ANXIETIES

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub
having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down
at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Outer part of tree

A teacher took her class on a nature trail through
the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian,
can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is
called?'
I don't know, sir,' said Brian.
Bark, boy, bark!' said the teacher.
OK, sir,' said Brian. `Woof! Woof!'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)