Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein
Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein "A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?
Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE" Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1037 views
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