1 Pathan America Gya

1 Pathan America Gya
Waha Wo Church M Gya To
Achanak Ghanta Bja “Tunnn”
Ittefaq Se Light B 7 Hi Chali Gai,
Pathan Dar K Bhaga
Or Bola:
“Bhago Undertaker Agaya”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 651 views
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