Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart
Your husband Allen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 727 views

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8
baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu
par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardarji proposes to a woman

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The latest slogn of boys

The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ice cream cigrate

Baap beta aik hotal me gae
baap:waiter 1 cigrate aur 1 ice cream lao.
Beta :ice cream kiun
baap:aaj ap bi cigrate pee len ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa Banta in Exam Hall

Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:

Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga

Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain

And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)