Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha.
Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha. Chaman usko
kharedna chahta tha.
Chaman: Kya ye Kutta wafadar hai ?Naman: Hanji,
mein isko teen bar pehle bhi bech chuka hu, ye itna
vafadar hai ke har bar mere pas vapis aa jata hai.
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