1 Mast SHair Arz Hai
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Hum To BadnaSeeb Hai K TarSay TEri Aik Deed ko
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Hum Se aCHa To Bathr0oM Ka Lota Hai Jo Dekhay TEri Har CHEz Ko

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 643 views

Santa Ne Science Ki Class Mein

Santa Ne Science Ki Class Mein Ek Theory Pesh Ki, Jiski Wajah Se Sara School Pagal Hote Hote Bacha.

Moon Is More Important Than Sun,

Because It Gives Light At Night When Light Is Needed.

& Sun Gives Light During The Day When Light Is Not Needed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue

Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue
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Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hoti hai
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Happys Endings..
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Aur agar aisa nhi hota
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To exam abhi khatam nahi hue, Re-Test abhi baki hai mere dost

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Telephone no

Banta: Please give me your telephone number. I will
call you up in some time.
Santa: It is in the telephone book.
Banta: Fine! What is your name?
Santa: That is in the telephone book, too

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

In exam hall a girl

In exam hall a girl to Dosta:

Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main
likh lungi.
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DOSTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire
se bola:
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“THE" :D ;) =P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sachin ki century nahi hone denge

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!

by (few years ago!)