Bathroom

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr
ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr
arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to
Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me
TILAWAT kar rha ta.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 536 views
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