Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Wah waaa wah waaa!!
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Dono team baahar...
Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 757 views

Application by Child

Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(

Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li

Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye, baap ne baite ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
Baita rote hoye bola,
"Baba meny app kee jacket pehni hui hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

"Try Again.

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

An elderly woman

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)