Funny Poetry
Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....
Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1444 views
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Sardar: Maths mein fail q hua?
Son: kabhi teacher bolti ha 3+5 = 8 Agle din bolti ha 4+4=8
phir bolti ha 6+2=8
usay khud ko confirm nahi to mujhe kya sikhae gi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kanjus-Jao.
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao.
Servant-Janab..
6 ikhatte kyu nahi.
Kanjus-Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz Zyada mileygi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher- jis aadmi ke dono hath nahi hote
use hindi aur english mey kya
khte hey?
student-hindi mey "thakur"
english mey "handsfree"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Sharabi Raat Kay Waqat
Apnay Dost Kay Sath Jaraha Hota Hay
Rastay Main Talab Per Nazar Parhti Hay
Tu Us Main Us Ko Chand Dikhta Hay
Woh Apny Dost Say Kahta Hay:
Yaar Ye Kia Hay
Dost Kehta Hay Chand Hay
Sharabi Hairan Ho Ker
Yaar Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl : Will u love me after marriage also, jaisa ab karte ho?
..Boy: This depends on your husband,If he allows me.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ek Bihari cycle chalate aur gungunate hue kahin ja raha tha aur raaste mein ek aurat se takra baitha.
Aurat chilla kar boli: Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???
Bihari: Poori cycle to maar di, abhi break maar kar kya faeda.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)