Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Train chali, Santa ek dibbe mai chadh gaya
TT bola: kyun praaji, nazar nahi aati, ye ladies
dibba hai
Santa: Sorry ji, mujhe laga aap mard ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1557 views

a good leader

A good leader is a person

who takes a little more than

his share of the blame

and

a little less than his share of the credit.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Bechaari Ladki

Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”

Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali”

Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho”

Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

formate memorycard

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dekhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,
Delete Videos Delete Pictures Delete Private Folders Delete Numbers Delete All Messages Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Format Memory Card, Yeh Lo...

Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaiy Hain. Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha Thanks../"

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Or Pathan

Sardar Or Pathan

FARAZ K Ghar Gayee

Or Kaha

Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain

FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii

To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha

Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne

Apki Shayari

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Joke

Long lines
... A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)