Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Train chali, Santa ek dibbe mai chadh gaya
TT bola: kyun praaji, nazar nahi aati, ye ladies
dibba hai
Santa: Sorry ji, mujhe laga aap mard ho
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1485 views
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