aaaj say tu mera bhai hai
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba
Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila
Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi
Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi
Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai
Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
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