Ladka bola ……. Dilruba
Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila
Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi
Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi
Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai
Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 544 views

Postman: I have

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Blonde: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya

Sardars Friend:
Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya,
Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar:
Q Uthaun,30 Rs. De Ke Jo Gaana Lagwaya Hai
Woh Kya Tera Baap Sunega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Petrol pump se 4km door 1 foji gaari ka

Petrol pump se 4km door 1 foji gaari ka petrol khatam hogya.
2nd seat per major sb bethe the


Pathan Driver:

ab petrol pump tk dhaka lagana parega
sab neche utre or dhaka lagana shru krdia or
kafi der bad petrol pump pr pohnch gye.
kuch jawan thak k behosh hogye


PATHAN Driver ne petrol dalwana shru kia to
major sab ne kaha k peche jo drum hy us me b dalwa lo


PATHAN:
sir wo to full hy
Major: What?


Driver:yes sir wo
Emergency k lye rakha hy! :p ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Exam sms

Exam sms
1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!
Mazmun:1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib!Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bacha peida hotay hi cheekha

'Bacha peida hotay hi cheekha: Mujhay kuch nazar nhi aa raha, Mein andha houn..,....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)