Ladka bola ……. Dilruba
Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila
Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi
Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi
Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai
Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 855 views

islamiat ka sawal pocha tha

1 Pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain?

Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai aati.

Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Drink Carrot Juice

Santa: My Doctor Told Me To Drink Carrot Juice After A Hot Bath 2 Cure My Cold.

Banta: Does It Work ?

Santa: I Don’t Know, I Can Never Finish Drinking d Hot Bath...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mari gadhi kho gai

Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Flight ka Pilot

Flight ka Pilot !!
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Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
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Pilot apne co-pilot se bola:"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" :)
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Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
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Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
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Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
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Pehle wo coffee piyega...:p :O :D :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.

Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: "Tum Bolti Kyun
Nahi?"

Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha, "Muh Mein
Gutka Hai"



Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)