1 pagal aadmi bahut der se
1 pagal aadmi bahut der se chand ko dekh rha tha.
aur thodi der baad bola jalte raho beta,
jab bijli ka bill aayega tab pata chalega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1049 views
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