Bemari aur Dolat
1 DiN Bemari Ny Doulat sy Kaha:
tum Kitni KhushNaseeb Ho Hr Koi tume Pany ki Koshish Krta Hai.
Åur Me Kitni BadNseb, k Hr Shaks Mujse Door Bhagta Hai
DOLAT BOLI:
KhushNaseeb to tum Ho Jise Pa kr Log Apny KHUDA ko yad Karty Hen,
Åur BadNaseeb to Me Hon Jisy Pa kr Aksr Log KHUDA ko Bhool Jaty Hen.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 872 views
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