Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five
rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you
have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher:
That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No,
Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit
at home!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 778 views

1 CHURAIL ne 60

1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;

Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!

Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,us ny charhi ghumae 2 tickets a gaey.phir shohar sy pocha tum btao kya chahty ho.

Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahiay.

Churail ny charhi ghumae or shohar ko 90 saal ka kar dia.

Moral:
mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b aurat hoti hai.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mast Mast 2 Lain

Teacher:

Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?

Student:

Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain

Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Wakeel K Betay

Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr
Mara.
Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe
bilaWaja Maara hai.
Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K
SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe
Hoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)