Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five
rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you
have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher:
That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No,
Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit
at home!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 783 views

2 4 jho0t aur bi

Har khushi teri taraf mod dun,

tere lye chand tare tak tor dun,

khushiun k darwaze tere lye khol dun,

itna kafi hai ya 2,4 jhoot aur bi bol dun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Nend ka intezar

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia
jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki
banda soo hi jaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Main fail hona chahta hun

Matric student: Main fail hona chahta hun

Dost: Kyun?

Student: Papa ne kaha hai ke 1st aya to science dilvaunga,
...
2nd aya to arts, fail hua to shadi kara denge.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Santa’s son was filling an application form

Santa’s son was filling an application form.

The form asked about”Mother Tongue”.

Son: Papa, main aithe ki likhna?

Santa: Likh puttar,”Very Long and Uncontrolled.”:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

AV lagvaya

GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?
GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)