Bhains par baithe ek gujju
Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka
aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine
lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4
wheeler hai.
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