Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
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Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
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Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
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Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’

by pinkey (few years ago!) / 609 views

Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald

Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald . . . ?

Girl: Why, Because You’re Loving It . . . ? ;)

Boy: No, Because It’s Greasy N Fat . . . ;P ;D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
... teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
3rd tori

Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai

4th uthai to wo bhari hui thi
usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE ME HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko

Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko Raat K Waqt
Ghar Le Ja Rha Tha-
Raste Me Ek Pul Se Guzarte Hue
Sharabi Ne Darya Me Chand Ka Aks Dekh Kar
Apne Dost Se Pocha,
"Yeh Kia Hai"??

Pathan:
Yeh Chand Hai.

Dost:
Hayen..!! To Kia Main Itna Ooper Aa Gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Hotle manager

molazim hotel manager se: “upar ka mosafir shakayat kar raha tha ke raat barish main chat se is kadar pani tapka ke who sir se paoun tak nahaya gya.” Manager “theek hay ,is ke bill main nahane ke paise bi shamil kar lo.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)