he ha ha

Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
.
.
Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
.
.
Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
.
.
.
Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’

by pinkey (few years ago!) / 638 views
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