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Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 585 views
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