Ye Mera Hi Hai Na?
Ladki Ne Ek Din Apne Boyfriend Se Udaas Mood Mein Bola
Ladki: “Main Pregnant Hoon”
Ladke Ko Ye Sunkar Jhatka Laga Aur Hairani Se Bola
Ladka: “Tumhe Vishwas Hai Ke Ye Mera Hi Hai?”
Ladki Rote Hue Boli: “Sab Log Aise Kahenge To Main Kahaan Jaungi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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Mamu.
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Boy:Bolo kya kru.
Girl:mere liye chand la skte ho ?
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