Santaji was asked
Santaji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1461 views
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A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha
k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Asian to a British: Do you know we have made such thing
which can able us to see through the wall.
British with wonder: What is that?
Asian: Hole
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
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Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
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Usey chat par le gia,
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owr
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Wahan se neche phaink dia
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je: MISS
"NARRA"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
BHIKARI-maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai
paise kamane ke sau tarike.
Raahgir-to phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho
BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN
TARIKA HAI.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.
Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl :
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Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Postman Doorbell Bajata Hai.
Ek Bachha Mooh Mein Cigarette Liye Aur Hath Mein Beer Glass
Pakde Hue Bahar Nikla.
Postman: “Beta, Papa Hai ?”
Bachha: “Abe Bhootni Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai Baap Ghar Pe Hoga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:" Mai Tumhare liye Aag pechal sakti
hoon, Naddi me kood sakti hoon..
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Boy:" love u jaanu..? kya Tum mujhe Abhi Milne Aa sakti
Ho ??
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Girl:" Pagal ho kya itni dhoop
me... :p :O :D
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)