Santaji was asked

Santaji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 894 views
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Machar Ny Kr Dia.
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Adhi Aasteen Sy Pori
Aasteen, Takne Sy
Neechay Shalwar Phr
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President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,

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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"....=P

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