Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1106 views

Abbreviation of ABCDEFG & GFEDCBA

What is ABCDEFG?

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!

But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)

Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?

Student: Sir, Light Nhi Thi
Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student: Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teacher: Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student: Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

faida

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Teacher: zameen per rehny

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
... .
.
.
Answer: air hostess

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan to his uneducated wife:

Pathan to his uneducated wife:
Come on darling lets go for a honey moon.

Wife: no dear I have to do some work at home,

Take my brother with you. :)
Pathan joy fully said

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)