Pathan ki bhabhi
1 Pathan ne apni bhabhi ko jaan se mar diya
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Logon ne pocha ke kion mara?
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Pathan: Yaar mai jis se bhi pochta ke phone pe kis se bat kar rahy ho, kehta
Tumhari bhabhi se
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