Utility Store ki Line
Ek utility store k bahar lambi line thi:
1 Aadmi bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr k peechay phenk dete.
Aadmi: Lage raho, Main Bhi Aaj Store Nahin Kholunga. :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views
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