Isne Sucide Kyu Kar Diya

Ek Sardar Ne Frog Se Pucha:
Sardaro Me Dimag Hota Hai?

Frog Ne Kaha Nahi Aur Pani Me Kood Gaya..

Sardar: Isne Sucide Kyu Kar Diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 676 views
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