MURGA: I love u jaan
MURGA: I love u jaan me
tumhare liye kuch b kr sakta hon.
MURGI: O really ?
MURGA: Haan ,
MURGI: Chal phir aaj anda tu de de meri
tabiyat theek ni,...
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