Mohan thand mein buri tarah se
Mohan thand mein buri tarah se kaanp raha tha, uske bete ne doctor ko phone lagaya aur kaha: Doctor uncle jaldi se ghar aa jao.
Doctor: Kaya hua?
Beta: Bimari ka pata nahi , per haan papa subhah se vibration mode per hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views
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