man at medical store
Man at MedicaL store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 594 views
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Dil to chahta hai
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Boot pehn loon Sardiyan jo aa gayi hain!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch de dijiye.
Lady: hatte khatte to dikh rahe ho hath per bhi salamat hain phir kis baat se lachaar ho?
Bhikari: Ji apni aadat se.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi Hansati Thi
Bhagti Thi Bhagati Thi
Bolti Thi Bulwati Thi
Per Aaj Pata Chala Ki Woh Mujhe Rakhi Bandhna Chahti Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Go and water the plants.
Servant: it's already raining.
Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?
Papa- Nahi beta
Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakad laye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl & Boy on Phone
Boy:
Hello aj kis colour k kapray pehne hain tm ne?
Girl:
Tmko bus yehi sab fazool baaten krni hoti hain?
Boy: okay, ye batao, how should State Bank fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girl:
hmmm
Pink colour k
Jo EiD pe pehne thay
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik dafa do dost jungle main ja rahe the ke sher a gya ailk to darakht pr charh gya dosra lait gya or saans rok lia ye daikh kr shair us ke pass aya or kaan main kahan yahan zubaida apa ke totke nahi chalte
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
manmohan singh-(rat ko joging kar rahe the)tabhi ek admi ne pucha"tum rat ko joging ku kar rahe ho'.
manmohan singh-kukee main P.M.hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)