Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1284 views

Husband: Today is sunday

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Advise of a dentist

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

My husband wears clothes

Jeeto: My husband wears clothes that will never go out of style.

They will always look ridiculous

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wapda Laya Naya Package

Dear Customr,

Ab”WAPDA”
Laya Naya Packeg.

“5 Ka 55?

Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.

Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.

3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.

4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.

Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai

“WAPDA” or awaam ki GAALIAN hamesha ka sath” :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)