Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1331 views

sardar & wife

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pati. jab main ache kapde pehn ker

Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu
to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai Jab Gande Kapde
pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paar Kar Di

Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl
Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne Puchha.

Baap: “Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?”

Beta: “50 Rupaye”

Baap: “Itne Sare?”

Beta: “Abba, Us Ke Pass 50 Hi The“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baari Baari Pitai

Silly Man 1- mujhe kal paanch logon ne peeta..

Silly Man 2-to tune kuch nahi
kiya..??

Silly Man 1-maine kaha saalo ek ek karke aao..

Silly Man 2-fir kya hua...??

Silly Man 1-fir kya..sabne mujhe baari baari karke wapas peeta..!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What does Sardarji do

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?

He makes a photocopy of the white sheet

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)