Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 978 views

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Patni- Mujhe Kisi MEhangi Jaga Le

Patni- Mujhe Kisi MEhangi Jaga Le K Chaliye na Ji

Pati- Chalo Tayaar Ho Jao, Petrol Pump Chaltay hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan ki behan ko

ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana
behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Innocent Girl

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai

Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”
Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”
Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)