Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah

Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah.
Dosti low n karna battry ki tarah.
Pyar kam na karna balance ki tarah.
Hamesha meri zarurt mehsus karna CHARGR ki tarah.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 790 views
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