Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi
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Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 609 views
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Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay

Main Ye Sim Off Kar Raha Hu.
Ab New Number Kab Loonga Pata Nahi.
Dil Tou Nhi Kar Raha K Itna Poorana Number Ha,
Laikin Majboori Ha, Kio K Is Pay Mujhay Bohat Ziyada
Wrong Calls Our Messages A Rahay Hain..
Loug Tang Kartay Hain. Poochtay Hain K,
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Tumhari Khoobsurti Ka Raaz Kya Ha…
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.// Ab Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay?

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