Girlfriend Ke Liye Ek Joke

Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ko SMS Kerti Hai.

Girlfriend: “Please Send Me Some Good Jokes”

Pappu: “Main Padh Raha Hoon”

Girlfriend: “Oh Sorry Dear Continue Your Studies”

Pappu: “Darling Yehi To Joke Thha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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