Aashiqui 3 Funny Song Facebook
Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
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Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
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Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 786 views
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