How's your life

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?” He
replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 852 views
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