Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?” He
replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 766 views

Gadha Par Nibandh

Master Ji: Kal Meine Tujhe Gadhe Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Bola Tha,
Chal Dikha Kya Likha ?

Student: Master Ji, Jaise He Nibandh Likhne Ke Liye Pencil Lagai, Gadha He Bhag Gaya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata

Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.

Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Calling

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't
be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 Lahori larkey m

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But

Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain

"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:

Lahore Lahore ey.. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

du pagal apas mai batein kar rahye

du pagal apas mai batein kar rahye hotay hai pehla pagal keh ta hai ke mere pass itni dulat (money) hai ke mai pori duniya kareed lu ga.

 dusra pagal keh tah hai abye ullu mai bachu ga tu tu kareeday ga na .hahahaha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)