jaan meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai?



Boy:-: jaan meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai?

Girl:-: sacha pyar:-)

Boy:-: O anni di A!

Machhar kadd.

,, (.”)<((> _/?_ waddi aie sacha pyar.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 764 views
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