Jija-Sala
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 830 views
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