Santa ko uska sausar jote mar rha tha
Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko
forward kar diya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 760 views
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