Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 745 views

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC

1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?

Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?

Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai

MSC- Mother of Seven Children

FSC- Father os Seven Children

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

There were two blondes

There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Curtains

A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Routine Check Up In Chandni Bar

Doctor: Aapko pata hai sharab peena haanikaarak hai…. aur is baarey main mujhe aapse baith kar baat karni hai.

Patient: Theek hai doctor, Sham ko chandni bar mein milte hain wahan baithte hain……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Mohalley Wale

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)